Polandball: Not Safe For World
How long can you maintain world peace? Let's unleash the nukes! Emu War Update This is the most historically accurate emu war game on Google Play (as if there were any others!). The world is in chaos: riots, terrorism, and zombies. America, the World Police, needs a sidekick. Only YOU can save the world and bring peace, because you're the chosen one, the one with passion, kindness, and a thirst for justice. America just needs a partner for some good cop/bad cop action. So, let's press that nuclear button and neutralize all evil nations—for JUSTICE!!!
Gameplay is simple: rotate the globe to find troubled countries and attack them until their problems are solved. You must act before global happiness or population plummets. Choose three weapons (thirteen are currently available) per game. Love Polandball? You'll love this game.
Q&A
Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down? A: Because Poland is upside down.
Q: What do you mean, "Poland is upside down"? A: Next question.
Q: Why is Israel a box? A: Because of Jewish Physics.
Q: This game is offensive. A: That's not a question.
What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Last updated September 3, 2024)
Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy compliance.
Polandball: Not Safe For World
How long can you maintain world peace? Let's unleash the nukes! Emu War Update This is the most historically accurate emu war game on Google Play (as if there were any others!). The world is in chaos: riots, terrorism, and zombies. America, the World Police, needs a sidekick. Only YOU can save the world and bring peace, because you're the chosen one, the one with passion, kindness, and a thirst for justice. America just needs a partner for some good cop/bad cop action. So, let's press that nuclear button and neutralize all evil nations—for JUSTICE!!!
Gameplay is simple: rotate the globe to find troubled countries and attack them until their problems are solved. You must act before global happiness or population plummets. Choose three weapons (thirteen are currently available) per game. Love Polandball? You'll love this game.
Q&A
Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down? A: Because Poland is upside down.
Q: What do you mean, "Poland is upside down"? A: Next question.
Q: Why is Israel a box? A: Because of Jewish Physics.
Q: This game is offensive. A: That's not a question.
What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Last updated September 3, 2024)
Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy compliance.
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HistoryBuffThe game is funny and has a unique concept, but it can get repetitive. The Emu War update was interesting, but I wish there were more varied scenarios to keep things fresh. -
历史爱好者这个游戏很有趣，概念独特，但可能会有些重复。鸸鹋战争更新很有趣，希望能有更多不同的场景来保持新鲜感。
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RireAssuréLe jeu est amusant et original, mais il peut devenir répétitif. La mise à jour de la Guerre de l'Emu était intéressante, mais j'aimerais plus de variété dans les scénarios.
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WitzboldDas Spiel ist lustig und hat ein einzigartiges Konzept. Die Emu-Krieg-Aktualisierung war interessant. Mehr Szenarien wären toll, aber insgesamt sehr unterhaltsam.
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Humorista¡El juego es muy divertido y original! La actualización de la Guerra del Emu fue genial. Me gustaría que hubiera más escenarios, pero en general, es muy entretenido.